Privacy Policy
Red text can be clicked to reveal "a secret" (some may call it "the true meaning")
- I take privacy moderately seriously. I want it, your data. Gimme already, you old witch-- uhm.... wait, no: bitch. (Sorry, I meant bro.)
- It's your choice. I may use anonymized data for in-house ANAL (rectal exams – no Google bullshit), which may or may not be publicly displayed here later.
- I collect data but only for ANAL purposes. Also: I sell data. (I mean, I don't but it would be rather funny if I did.)
- Hosting is courtesy of the Uberspace community in Germany (since I don't pay full price)
- Participation in any additional submission of personal data that may be used for public display is voluntary & optional (and currently not implemented).
- In the event that you submit additional data (currently not even an option yet) you will be provided a deletion hash, you will need it to delete the data you submitted at a later point.
- There's a YouTube video embedded on the destination page. By proceeding, you agree that you are okay with connecting to Google's YouTube servers to facilitate the viewing process. (Fret not though, it's set up to load it via the privacy-enhanced domain - youtube-nocookie.com).